my laptop was kidnapped

Consequently, I am working from my son’s room. Thought I’d share what’s scattered across a 17-year old’s desk:

spiderman action figure

electric razor

empty glass bottle of RC Cola

too many broken pencils to count

a rosary

a fork (is there a plate? do I look?)

3 pennies, a dime, and a quarter

a Sith Lord Pez dispenser (hm, maybe it’s Emperor Palpatine)

a roll of toilet paper

a tuba mouth piece

That’s all. Just thought I’d share.

Eucharistic Congress in Atlanta

2009 Eucharistic Congress

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TV’s digital switch

Making history…bla bla bla. I am underwhelmed although that’s probaby because I have cable. I’ve read in my twitter/facebook friends that those using the converter box have had wiggy reception. I hope it’s going to come in clear for them.

Still, I wonder why there is government intervention by way of using community resources to check house by house. Really? Vouchers and such? Is anybody gonna help me pay my cable bill?

Yeeeaaaaah. I thought so.

am I terrible person? (I’m not really interested in your answer)

I live in a neighborhood with a lake that is bisected by a causeway. When I come home from work I cut across the causeway and there is usually some kind of wildlife giving an entertaining show.

Three turtles hang around on a log that juts out in the middle of the lake, and there’s usually a heron standing along the banks. Now that summer is approaching, the ducks and their little ducklings can also be seen swimming across the lake in single file.

Sounds like a lovely Disney moment, doesn’t it?

Right up until the geese arrived and started pooping everywhere.

It gives me a great deal of pleasure to speed across the causeway and scatter them. Ha!

Am I terrible person?

(Lisa, breathe deeply–I would never hurt them).

please respond! I want to know!

So I discovered that my sister puts toppings on crackers on the unsalted side. Weird! I always put it on the “top” of the cracker. She’s amazed that I think crackers have tops. Well, I’m amazed that she  would put stuff on what is clearly the bottom of the cracker.

Enquiring minds need to know!

ecumenism on the front porch

So my husband, a.k.a. Gladys Kravitz, and I sit on the porch in the afternoon and watch birds. Pathetic, I know, but hey, it’s rather relaxing and once I got past the whole cliche/mockery of what our lives has become,  it’s turned out to be a rather relaxing and enjoyable part of my day. In fact, so much so that this evening we put rings on crucifixes for that crazy bunch over at Rosary Army and The Catholics Next Door until the natural light gave out. Note: piece work a terrible way to make a living.

Anyway, I digress. This is about the birds. The ecumenical ones.

It turns out that my hubby made a little island in the front yard, and put a bird bath and a feeder in it. That is what occupies our evenings when Gladys isn’t spying on the neighbors and delivering world-altering news like, “Lamar just went out to get the paper.”

Anyway, the birds. There are tons of them! It’s quite lovely to watch. At first, they would come to the bird bath, but totally ignore the feeder. Except for the squirrels, who perch near the stand and try to figure out how to get to it: fail! We’ve seen all kinds of pretty birds. Now that they’ve figured out that there’s food, everyone comes to eat. We were particularly taken with a male and female couple of cardinals. The female seemed afraid of the feeder, and would perch near it, but not terribly close. The male would get some food  and take it to her! It was amazing!  I’ll let you draw the metaphor for marriage on your own.

Back to ecumenism. Every kind of bird comes to the bath and feeder and shares in the available resources. It’s pretty amazing. I didn’t think they would coexist like that, but they sure do. Of course, some are a little more righteous than others, and then there’s the problem of the Blue Jays. They are pricks. But all in all, we could learn a few lessons from the natural world.

It reminds me of one of my favorite bible verses: Matthew 6:25-34.

I feel like a fruit basket.

I know, some of you think I’m a fruitcake. Others think I’m a basket case. Some days I’m both, but today, I totally smell like a fruit basket.

I bathed with grapefruit mint shower gel, shampooed with strawberries and cream, followed by green apple conditioner. Then I shaved my legs with mango pomegranate gel. If that wasn’t enough, I used almond cherry moisturizer.

Weird? Maybe. In a wild Dave Ramsey moment I decided to use all my unfinished shower products before buying anything new. I didn’t anticipate fruit salad.

I feel silky soft, but the dog keeps trying to lick me.