Is there a perpetual full moon?

I do believe the news headlines are out of control–or rather, people who make the news are losing it.

Here’s a selection of the weirdness. I’m tempted to just watch reruns of Gilligan’s Island.

Voter Rolls Stuffed with Dead and Absent Registrants

Homeless Voters Can List Park Benches as Residents

TV Anchor Barbara West Blasted for Asking Biden Tough Questions, But her Tough Questioning of McCain Goes unnoticed

and finally:

Russia Offers Cuba Air Defence

What? WHAT? the Russians in Cuba? Again?

I don’t really want to be Chicken Little, but the sky is looking like a giant vortex and my brain is being sucked into a black hole. Suddenly, all that apocalyptic science-fiction that I read is starting to come true.

election hoo-ha

Just thought I’d announce that I’m about done with this ordeal.

I voted. You should, too.

Can we get on with whatever befalls us on the 5th? Either way, it’s going to be ugly.

does anyone else get the impression that the mayor of London is a slob?

I know, I’m probably pissing off my British (or at least those of you from London) readers, but the guy really just was a mess at the closing ceremonies.

C’mon, forget that he didn’t button his jacket, or that his shirt was coming untucked, or even that his hair was mussed. His demeanor on the stage was more like frat boy given the honor of tapping the keg, not representing a city and nation in a symbolic gesture of “passing the baton” (perhaps I shouldn’t use that metaphor — it seems to have been dropped a couple of times already).

A real live “Home Alone”

These poor folks are gonna be in a world of trouble when they get back home. Seems that they left their kid at the airport when they boarded their flight to Paris.

Paris! Just like in the movie. Ha!

It turns out they are an ultra-Orthodox Jewish family. Must be a cultural thing to leave the kid behind when traveling…wink wink. The last time it happened was about 2000 years ago.

I just made Ludacris very uncool

Anything left in my car becomes my property, so following along that line, I totally enjoyed Celia Cruz’s CD La Negra Tiene Tumbao, and an amazing Arturo Sandoval CD that I may rip at work.  Fantastic!

There was also a Ludacris CD that I was tempted to pitch out the window, but didn’t want to litter the street. Instead, I did the obvious thing: I played it.

Curiosity? Maybe. Intellectual experimentation? Perhaps. A weird sense of voyeuristic insanity? Yeah, that’s the ticket. The truth is that I enjoy all kinds of music, and while rap and hip hop generally arouse in me a great deal of disgust, there are moments when I find the music palatable, even catchy. As long I can tune out the lyrics.

Here’s the confession: I actually like the sound of Money Maker, although the lyrics offend beyond all measure. Still, here I was, listening to the song.

Let me paint that picture for you: fat, middle-aged white woman in business suit, driving the very sensible vanilla white Ford mini-van, pulls up to a red light with the bass maxed out, bobbing her head to Money Maker. Just then four black young men pull up in the car next to mine. They all look over at me, and I look back, still bobbing my head in that very uncool way that only a fat middle-aged white woman in a business suit could possibly have, and then they register the song.

Please. Someone has to invent some kind of video device that is automatically activated when things like this happen because I will never, ever, forget the looks on their faces. I would win the million dollars in America’s Funniest Videos.

Why I love Australians

After reading the article about the real shark found at the Massachusetts beach where Jaws was filmed ( a movie that ruined my summer vacation at St. Petersburg Beach in Florida that year because I didn’t go deeper than 2 feet into the ocean ), I read the related article about a shark being discovered in a swimming pool in Australia. It’s a brief and interesting report found here.

The part that killed me was this quote:

“It’s funny, though, because we have swimmers who come here at 6am every morning to do laps. It’s still dark then and they mustn’t have even noticed it was there.”

Really? This guy thinks it’s funny that those poor unsuspecting folks swam their laps and weren’t gobbled up? Well…since nothing tragic happened, then I guess, yeah, I would have loved to have seen their faces when they discovered it. Unlike that fake picture of the divers with the giant great white behind them, this seems like the real thing.

Are you kidding?

note my useless laptop under the candle
note my useless laptop under the candle

We lost power. Again. It’s been a strange weekend. It turns out a creepy little storm cropped up in the afternoon and scared the peepers  out of us. It was sudden and dramatic, as the best storms are. John and I sat outside to watch the rain when lightning hit what seemed like next door. As we stood up to go inside, lightning hit the transformer in our yard. Talk about scaring the poop out of us! No sooner had we recovered when it hit the tansformer again, totally knocking out our power.

The good boys from the power company finally made it out here to replace the transformer. Life is infinitely better when there’s A/C.