Fantastic.
I’ve managed to set off the alarm THREE TIMES THIS WEEK. It’s only Thursday.
Besides feeling put out and totally stupid, I’ve now become that guy at the alarm company. I called to report the false alarm, and the agent laughed, laughed, and asked if I was walking the dog again.
Well, it’s nice to know that I bring some joy to other people’s day.
Meanwhile, I now know who to really blame…
another cup of coffee 
I’d love to post something humorous about the alarming frequency that you have helped me to laugh at my own foibles!
Very punny. Keep it up, Gohn. I know where you live.
🙂
I’m laughing *with* you. Hope you don’t mind. 😉
Dude, the only way to deal with this is by laughing at myself. Otherwise, I’d get the Stoopid Award.
Well, I get the Stoopid Award anyway, but, yeah, I’m shaking my head and laughing.
You should go for the gold and set it off 10 times. I’ll bring over a few beers and watch from the new back porch.
Fantastic! About the beer, anyway. I could go without the gold on this one.
Will you share?