The view from my office this morning shows a bowl of pears, a candle, and a flower (the traditional elements), along with my almost finished latte and journal, and then … Random crap on my table… Some seeds, a bag of apples, lightbulbs, a bottle of drain cleaner. And caulk.

Because who couldn’t use a little caulk.

I feel like Rembrandt.

No. Not really. I don’t even feel like Andy Warhol.