I paid your ticket today.
And I’m keeping your change.
I always enjoy a trip to the local constabulary, particularly when it is DeKalb County. The Flora and Fauna always entertain. Especially the Fauna.
I wonder when I ceased to be shocked by anything. Still, it’s probably a good thing that I maintained an air of aloof disinterest when the enormous woman beside me pulled $600 in small bills out of her bra. I have to give credit to the male clerk who accepted the damp wad and calmly counted and made change.
I suppose we all have gifts.
Your Loving Mother
P.S. Keep your nose clean. And go to church.