O Rly?

Honestly, you’d think by now I’d know that the spider is being OVERLY TENACIOUS and insistent on building his web there.

I suppose, as I remove spiderweb from my face and hair, that I could see this as, perhaps, a message that I could be as committed to success in my own projects. I get it. I do. I’ll go build some spiderwebs of my own.

Then, I will sit quietly with my coffee and watch the rest of the world do the “freaked out oh my god I just walked into a spiderweb dance.” And laugh.

MUAHAHA!